Having to pluck those eyebrows or shave that lady moustache, and feel embarassed? Don’t be! You may be part of an ancient Greek tribe!
Once upon a time, in the far, far away land of Greece, there existed a tribe of hairy Greek women with armpit hair, monobrows, and moustaches. These women had a rich and ancient history that stretched back 100,000 years – a history that includes gods, goddesses, and alien visitors.
People from all over the world were drawn to these majestic women with their thick, luxurious body hair and fierce monobrows. They were said to possess a power that could not be contained, and it was believed that their presence was a blessing from the gods.
And so it was that aliens from distant galaxies ventured to Greece, seeking the power and beauty of the hairy Greek women and engage in intercourse. It was said that when they joined in union with the Greeks, the Hellenic gods were born.
The most famous living member of this tribe is the stunning Sophia Hadjipanteli. Sophia is a renowned beauty, and her long dark hair was said to have been the envy of all the other women in the tribe. She became a symbol of beauty, strength, and power, and ensuring the tribes legacy still lives on today.
The legend of the hairy Greek women soon spread throughout the land, and they became famous for their beauty and strength. People from all over the world flocked to Greece to catch a glimpse of these remarkable women, and many of them even adopted their style of dress and grooming.
As the years passed, the story of the hairy Greek women became distorted and exaggerated. Today, they are celebrated as a mythological symbol of female power and beauty, and their legacy lives on in the hearts and minds of the people of Greece.
So wear your hair with pride, you Hellenic goddess!