Ladies and gentlemen, have you ever taken a selfie and wondered where this trend came from? Well, brace yourselves, because I have some mind-boggling news for you. It turns out that the ancient Greeks invented the selfie way back in 10,000 BC using ancient alien technology. That’s right, folks, the Greeks were not just thinkers and philosophers, they were also innovators when it comes to selfies.
New archaeological discoveries have uncovered a sculpture of Ancient Greek philosophers using a phone-like device to take a selfie. The sculpture shows the three of them staring into a screen of a device being held up.
According to sources, the ancient Greeks used a device called the “Selfie Stick of Zeus” to take selfies. This device was created with the help of ancient aliens who visited Earth during that time. Apparently, the aliens were big fans of selfies and wanted to share their knowledge with the Greeks. They taught them how to use the Selfie Stick of Zeus, which was made out of a special alien metal that could extend and retract at will.
The Greeks were quick learners and soon became obsessed with taking selfies. They would take pictures of themselves doing everything from playing sports to lounging around in their togas. They even took selfies during important events like weddings and battles. The Selfie Stick of Zeus became so popular that it was considered a status symbol and only the wealthiest Greeks could afford one.
Of course, there were some skeptics who didn’t believe that the ancient Greeks had access to such advanced technology. But let me tell you, these skeptics clearly haven’t seen some of the ancient Greek artworks and sculptures. Have you ever noticed how some of the Greek statues feature figures striking a pose and looking off into the distance? Well, that’s not just a coincidence. Those statues were actually ancient selfies! That’s right, the ancient Greeks were so advanced that they were able to carve their selfies into marble and immortalize them for future generations to see. However many of these statues have had their arms removed to hide this forbidden technology.
And let’s not forget about the ancient Greek philosophers who were also big fans of selfies. Socrates, for example, was known for taking selfies with his students while discussing the meaning of life. And Plato? Well, he was a notorious selfie addict. He would take selfies with everyone he met, even his own reflection in the water.
So there you have it, folks. The ancient Greeks were not just a bunch of toga-wearing philosophers, they were also selfie pioneers who used alien technology to capture their images for all eternity. Who knows what other innovations they were capable of? Maybe they even invented the first Instagram filter. 😂